How not to internet: a guide

buttpilgrim:

threshecutioner:

sushiandpie:

~HANDMADE CARAMEL GIVEAWAY!~

I am organizing a giveaway for my girlfriend, v. She makes caramels in a variety of flavors. These are completely hand-made! She hand mixes and pours everything, as well as wraps ‘em up. I have had the honor of tasting a few of these, and they’re absolutely amazing.

V is offering a half-pound of caramels! The winner will be able to choose their flavor choice from a list of flavors. The winner can either choose a half-pound of one flavor, or 2 flavors at a quarter pound each.

Flavors to choose from:

Gingerbread- made with molasses and ginger-infused cream

Honey- just straight up deliciously intense honey flavor

Tea- this is a honey caramel made with tea-infused cream with bits of tea dust sprinkled on top; right now there is Lady Grey and a number of rooibos blends.

Coffee- espresso and cream

Salted Caramel - Simple caramel with a bit of saltiness added

Dark chocolate- honey caramel is the base for this to give it a bit of a richer sweetness

V will ship them to continental US and Canada only. She’s not sure how the caramels will hold up in international shipping.

Rules for the contest:

-one reblog and like per person!

- Contest will end on April 10th

- here is V’s original caramel sales post, in case you wanted to buy some from her instead of entering the contest.

- Good luck!

Ahhh okay i never usually reblog giveaways in the afternoon but

caramels man, caramels

my candy kryptonite

I just got orthodontic work done, guys.

The candies will be MINE!

Plesiosaur is my middle name

notasenator:

[3:56:05 PM] Lesya: I was talking to one of my friends about the upcoming Matsuri
[3:56:30 PM] Lesya: and she’s also a homestuck, so I mentioned that there would be some rad people there that she might want to meet
[3:56:47 PM] Lesya: “like who?” she asked “Someone that I might know of”
[3:57:20 PM] Lesya: “well, there’s Shoona and NotASenator, I know for a fact that they’re both coming”
[3:57:29 PM] Lesya: and then she said possibly the best thing
[3:57:55 PM] Lesya: “Oh, yeah. that Brian guy. I can’t help but think of him as the Loch NAS monster”
[3:58:10 PM] Lesya: “what why?”
[3:59:10 PM] Lesya: “I’ve seen photographs of him, people that I know talk about him, and i’ve even heard his voice. but his existance is something I haven’t physically seen”
[3:59:35 PM] Lesya: so congrats
[3:59:43 PM] Lesya: you’re Nessie
[3:59:47 PM] Lesya: or Nassie?

Sorry. I had to talk all derpily when I told Leysa this. I was at Katsu this year; no NASsie spottings occurred, due to the Masquerade. Thus the myth began.

PRESENTS

I just got a dozen 1980s genetics textbooks.

Can I get a “GLUB YES?”

vibrantrainbows-x:

ATTENTION ALL TUMBLR USERS! NEW VIRUS LEAKED!

if you see a post like this, or something like this with a different weird url, do NOT click it! and if you click it and see a log-on page, CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY! it’s the new form of hacking! see the notes? 750 people have already been hacked. 3 of my friends have been hacked too! you are entering your information to a hacker!

REBLOG TO LET OTHERS NOW IMMEDIATELY! thankyou!

look at the notes now! and it was from the same person! :O

canonicalform:

That’s… not how sanity works. Please back away from the wig.

chrono-explosive:

LOHAC NECKLACE GIVEAWAY

WHAT: a land of heat and clockwork-inspired necklace. the gear and clockwork pendant measures about 3” long and features a swarovski crystal accent in fire opal. the chain is about 20” with a 3.5” extender.

WHY: because you guys are pretty awesome, and also sometimes i make jewelry and then realize i’m never going to wear it… but mostly because you guys are pretty awesome!

WHO: all of you (except that guy over there). international bros are included because i know some cool people who live in mystical, faraway lands and i want them to have a chance too.

HOW: one like + one reblog = two chances. don’t be a dbag and cheat, etc. etc. winner will be picked on saturday, dec. 24 via random number generator. have your ask box open for winner notification, blah blah okay go!

What about a how to scalemate. Making scalemates?

Anonymous

This one is the best. The whole hat thing was kinda on a whim. I didn’t even know how to use a machine this time last year!

Fleece Squiddle Hat Tutorial

Here’s that tutorial I promised everybody.